These new Disney stars are just like all the kids today -- they love taking pictures of themselves. But these dirty Disney babes take it one step further! And that's why we've got Vanessa Hudgens topless and Miley Cyrus' phone hacked, with her naughty photos being peddled around like porn.

Famous for just looking good and living a spoiled LA lifestyle, these girls are all looks and no talent, except maybe for creating controversy. With Audrina Patridge's nude photos and Heidi Montag's music video antics in her skimpy bikini, you know we love them because they're just sluts!

She's known to every child and wholesome tween out there as Hermione Granger, their role model and idol as Hermione Granger from the blockbuster Harry Potter films. Just don't let those kids follow in her footsteps when it comes to turning 18, because they might end up drunk and not wearing any panties for all the paparazzi to see, just like her!

Britney is the poster child for pop stars gone wrong for this generation. With a multi-million dollar career almost pissed away because of too much partying, she's hard on the comeback trail, but can she keep her panties on and her kids unharmed in the meantime? Not if more dirty pics of her come out, like the one of her in the bath tub..

Famous just for being famous, Paris Hilton's life so far has been one long party punctuated by run-ins with the law, celebrity boyfriends, and of course that notorious sex video. With another naughty homemade movie out there because of her forgetting to pay her storage locker bills, we're looking forward to seeing a lot more of this celebrity whore.